SIDENOTE: turkey taco tuesday

When I'm President, I'm going to declare "Turkey Taco Tuesday" a national holiday and convince HR that it's cool to honor the vacation day each month.


"Turkey Taco Tuesday" (n.): a reoccurring occasion where my roommate and I decide to cook (I cook, she watches) turkey tacos on a chopped salad, complimented with a bottle of wine.  Affectionally known as TTT; not to be confused with "Turkey Taco Monday" and "Turkey Taco Thursday." Synonyms:  n/a, nothing compares to a TTT
Hey I'm skipping the gym, what do you need me to pick up for Turkey Taco Tuesday?


If I could further define the best TTT ever, it would be tonight:

• Biggest Loser Makeover Week - I've been waiting 6 weeks to shave Daris' head (and I'm currently balling my eyes out)
• GLEE
• 9 By Design
• The Hills, The Final Season

Nothing better than watching amazing transformations, followed by showtunes, followed by a family of designers you wish would adopt you so you could get a sweet ass apartment and cool nickname, followed by cokeheads taking on anorexic b*tches and fighting it out with disgusting celebrity wannabes (SIDENOTE: If I had a planet to banish the worst people ever to - Speidi and Tyra Banks would make the cut) ... all while chowing down on turkey tacos on a Tuesday.


-HMOH