HMOH tip #502: lingerie and family matters

Just successfully washed the Jersey filth off my tired self.  With the amount of cheese and party snacks I've consumed in the past few days (including the fat-free Borgata Buffet we all ate before hitting the road this morning), I'm giving up food for the next few weeks to guarantee I fit into my bridesmaid dress. We'll see how successful I am at it, since every time I make this pledge I can pull off the anorexic thing from Monday morning until Monday's lunch.  If I do say so myself (and I do) - from planning to execution, this past bachelorette weekend was awesome and provided some content for the upcoming week at HMOH.


Friday Night - BMO ("Bridesmaids Only")
We planned an intimate dinner at hot spot Macondo and planned to surprise the bride-to-be with some lingerie.  Who else to get you some sexy apparel for the "big night" but your closest friends and family?

The guest of honor walked away with some respectable (and some not) pieces for a busy honeymoon, as well as some beer-flavored pasties.  Not to be outdone - and because the thought of her brother as the audience for these get-ups - bridesmaid (and little sister) Abbe specially ordered this chenille, cheetah print one piece:

Racey number - huh?  Sorta like the only piece of lingerie you'd allow your dad to get your mother.  Lucky for everyone these Jumpin Jammerz come in every size and print and are available as matching sets for the whole family.  If you ask me (and probably because I just spent a weekend making a million "That's what she said" references), the Web site looks like a low budget escort service and the logo resembles some of the baked goods I made as party favors.

So this here is a gift idea for all the sisters who may be a little squeamish thinking about their brother in the bedroom, and are looking to contribute to the bride's lingerie drawer without causing uncomfortable nightmares for themselves.  

Problem here is Kelsey is convinced her fiance (and Abbe's brother) is going to want to take this off her quickly ... so he can put it on himself.  

-HMOH