i wish i may, i wish i might

If you know me - you know today is like officially my favorite day.  I'm going to be wishing the hell out of it. Let's begin:

• I wish that all of us take a moment today to thank our veterans and all those who are serving our country.
• I wish that justice is served for those who have done unthinkable things.
• I wish that PSU will rise above this mess ... and beat Nebraska.
• I wish this day goes quickly.
• I wish my friends running the Tough Mudder this weekend the best of luck.
• I wish you could just shrink sizes in a day because you didn't really want to diet and hypothetically speaking, these jeans are really tight.
• I wish you all a great weekend.

-HMOH