Text convo with Dad, 10:00 a.m. ET
"Good morning, HMOH (sidenote to sidenote: no, he doesn't really call me that. Like I said, I'm protecting the innocent.). How are you? Just dropped by to say hello and that I love you and wish you a great day! Also want to ask if you received a message from my banker friend [NAME]. He is a good looking kid. He is also a Virgo like you. Give him a shot, you will like him. Love you. Dad"
"Hi Dad. Doing well! How are you doing? Love you lots - and scared you're playing matchmaker."
"Don't be scared. I'm just thinking of you. He is a good kid ... you might like him. Really good looking! ... [INSERT OTHER ADJECTIVES ... my Dad is clearly into him]. Answer his email. Say hello. You can be friends, ok! Just want the best for you! LU" (that's 'Love You' in Dad).
Text convo with Mom, 2:45 p.m. ET
"Just saw [INSERT EX BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS]. They send their love."
"Great. Did you tell them I'm pretty, skinny and tan?"
"Absolutely!! They already knew. Did you see the email I sent you with the Penn State ribbon I ordered? We Are!!"
No comments:
Post a Comment