- Why do you feel like you have to lie to your doctor or dental hygienist in order to seem like the healthiest person ever? Do you floss every day? Yep. Any new partners since we last met? Um. Is he your boyfriend? Well I mean ... yea, of course. How many drinks per week do you have? Ohhh, I'd say one if I'm lucky.
- Why don't they ever call you out on your shit?
- Last weekend at the beach our group of mid-twenty somethings (I refuse to admit late twenties is upon us) toasted the night with these amazing cups. Guaranteed good time.
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| Why you gotta be so nosey? |
- There should be this unspoken, yet mandated rule on the subway or any form of public transportation for that matter: If you think someone is attractive and are within close proximity, you should have to ask them for their name and number. Do it because they never get off at the same stop as you - it's part of Murphy's Law.
- I send a very happy birthday out to my friend Kerry today! I happened to have found the best birthday card ever with a valuable lesson. The one featured bunny tells the other eating a hamburger that "You are what you eat." The hungry fellow responds with "Well then I should eat skinny people." Genius.
- Tomorrow and Friday I'm tied up at the BlogHer 2010 conference. Not only will I be rocking our awesome client event, but I'll be taking notes and meeting thousands of women bloggers from across the country. I'm coming back with the title of "coolest blogger there," even if it's self-proclaimed.
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