SIDENOTE: hear no evil, see no evil, text no evil

Seen in NYC:  Took in the gorgeous day yesterday ... in a 4 second walk around the block ... and indulged in (then regretted) the start of Mr. Softee season. Later in the evening I spotted one of soft-serve's finests in Union Square serving up his swirls and rocking a shirt that said "Masturbation is not a crime." Seriously only in NYC is that not a crime. You know what is a crime, Mr. Softee and masturbation in the same sentence.


Seen at a recent bridal shower: These two items are so cute/unique and I thought I'd share for the millions like me with various (read: one every weekend) upcoming bridal showers and weddings.

Personalized Alphabet Photo Art - Insert Couples New Last Name

Just Married Flip Flops  - Leave a "Just Married" trail on your walk down the beach

Ridiculous Text Message: "... Are we too old for this? My Husband: Did you forget anything at home you need for your trip before I come get you? Me: Yes, My Little Pony. Please grab that for me.  Husband: Your what?"


Out of Control Text Message:  "I owe you an explanation for not calling since we met on the train.  I'm kinda stuck in this gray area with a girl I've been dating for a while and haven't really wanted to get involved anywhere else until it all is figured out.  I think you're cute, seem really funny and I'm crazy impressed with your China trip.  If you're wondering why I haven't followed up, just pls don't second guess yourself. Maybe when things settle down again we could get together." No second guessing here buddy, promise. 


Looking forward to riding out the week and neglecting my duties at the gym ... then packing up for a much-needed besties trip down in H-town this weekend. Have to make sure I don't forget my My Little Pony.  My husband isn't going to be available to bring it to me prior to my flight ... 


-HMOH