WHY TODAY'S A GREAT DAY:
- Broke out my new mini cupcake trays and neon food coloring. Brought extras (with cream cheese frosting) into the office and placed a sign that said, "Please eat these so I don't :)"
- I'm finally allowed to announce that I've been asked to be a bridesmaid in Danielle and Jason's wedding next summer. Bride's as much of an organization freak as I am - so this is a match maid (it's cheesy, deal with it) in heaven.
- May or may not have woken up to a text message that included "How long is classy to wait these days?
- Crafted an excellent salad ... and stayed under $10.
- Bumped into an old friend in line to get salad. Made plans to have his people call my people.
- Got a Lotus notes calendar invite for a "DELETE HIM FROM MY LIFE PARTY" next Tuesday at 10:00am. Graciously accepted.
- Still laughing at the following email (sender will remain anonymous and ridiculous): Yo! Did I send you any obnoxious texts on Saturday? If so, I apologize. I broke my phone that night so I haven’t been able to see what I sent or what anyone sent back. I’m really worried about this. I was OUT of my mind on Saturday- I entered a break dancing contest. I won a break dancing contest. I poured a bucket of ice on myself at the bar. I poured a bucket of ice on a stranger at the bar. I threw up in a cup. I got kicked out of the bar for throwing up in a cup. I snuck back in to the bar. I got kicked out again. I snuck back in again. I got kicked out again and got the cops called on me. I ran back to the hotel. With my shirt off. I still hurt. How was your weekend?
- Turkey Tacos Tonight! Slaved over four lbs of turkey meat last night all in preparation for another "we should probably act like classy adults and have grown-up dinners" party. Response to my email calling for dinner at 8 p.m. included "I want you inside me."
Stay classy,
HMOH
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