seriously Facebook?  ummmm that's why I want this photo uploaded.

SIDENOTE: hehe and other creepy things

yea, so sidenote:

• Just like Mother Earth decided she wasn't too much into spring this year, I've decided that I really can't get behind clog sandals and men wearing any of the following:  cell phone clips, class rings or "man sandals" (see right).
• Seriously, let's avoid "hehe" while im-ing.  It's creepy and I'm not quite sure how to respond to your giggle.
• I'm proud to admit I cried during Meredith's last day.  Quit judging.
• Caught an episode of Wheel of Fortune last evening.  As I bought a vowel from the treadmill I solved the "I'M HAVING A REALLY GOOD DAY" phrase. Seems they've run out of puzzles ... and smart people to spin that wheel.
• Have you ever walked into the restroom and known that you interrupted someone's poop.  Like they walked in, let out a sigh of relief that the coast was clear, got started ... and then you walk in.  Are you supposed to apologize?
• The Hamptons, although a perfectly good time, is just another way for rich people to show they're better than you.  For example, the 11 bedroom monstrosity rented by the socially retarded, retired (definition: laid off in from finance) 37-year-old that I, along with friends, was invited to.  What did the NYC gals who rent studio apartments that you can cook from your bed do?  We entertain ourselves in the orchid room, that's a room dedicated to orchids (estimated retail value: $2,500 worth of stems) and shout orders to the imaginary wait staff.  hehe
• Know what the coolest job next to naming nail polishes is?  Designing the GOOGLE for each morning's page.  Today's genius instruments - um, genius.  And what will they think of tomorrow?   A friend educated me about a History Channel special he walked on the dedicated team of 15 people who doodle for a living. Um, I can doodle! Get me in.
• Toe nails should be shorter than any fingernails. Just saying slash dry heaving.

I'm going to need a weekend. And stat.

-HMOH